A young man in his early twenties, stands up and asks,"I'm a huge fan of your work and currently going to film school. My professor says that using songs in films is kinda like...cheating, because the filmmaker is using the emotional weight of the song to carry the momentum of the narrative. Since you're Edgar and right here...I was wondering what your response was?" (not verbatim but you get the idea)
Edgar asks,"Is your professor here?"
The young man answers,"No."
Edgar politely replies,"Fuck your professor."
The theater explodes into cheers and laughter. The young man sits downs.
edit: bad grammar.